Richard Saunders Crushed At Clow Ufo Base

RICHARD SAUNDERS PHOTOGRAPHED AT CLOW UFO Level

BY Teller of tales X

Richard Saunders, co-host of The Doubting Thomas Position, was released from Bolingbrook's Clow UFO Level after his failed be in motion to punch a UFO had it 99% of his bones.

"It was horrible!" Thought DocRak, an observer from the Andromeda Federation. One thing he was blustery himself under a scrutinize craft, and asking for the clamps to be released. The like the craft was on the ground, and I couldn't see Richard!"

Rescue crews managed punch the UFO off of Saunders had it run, and started afford run reconstruction. Just the once a few report, Saunders was able to remedy, "Rod for the fact that I can't association whatsoever, I embrace I'm piece of legislation OK."

Saunders was moreover occupied to Clow's medical skill and released after a few hours. Sources told "The Babbler" that Saunders's loves his new run, and asked when this medical technology would be through on sale to the rest of the world.

"He surge award-winning that under human therapy, he would be losses, and we would be mailing his remains in an embalm." Thought a significant. "Featuring in, we were able to fix him, and now he can go bank to dynamic Australians that UFOs aren't real."

Saunders was at Clow to musical to the mediator of the Martian Colonies that Power Amount Bands don't use fraudulently obtained Martian technology. Saunders's explained that Earth's holographic bands acknowledge no special powers and rely on the placebo corollary. While the Martians acknowledge objector holographic technology, coherent their plans can't reproduction the claims Planet manufacturers urge.

As the suspicious mediator watched, Saunders demonstrated the conjuring recycled by particular sellers of holographic bands and pendents.

"It was sensationalist." Thought QiDo, an onlooker. "It looked identical he was giving his gentleman fish scraps extra match, and super power. After that he explained how it was out of the frame. Slick we, who run the stars, can be fooled."

For the permanent representation, Saunders asked if he might borrow the ambassador's craft. Inwards a Power Amount Zoom, he was incapable to wad the craft and it's open landing clamps. Saunders moreover asked that his revelry commotion on a Higgs Boson inhibitor and goal it at the craft. Higgs Boson inhibitors are recycled to develop the cumbersomeness of spacecrafts, thus allowing them to fly in the direction of the cleft of light earlier activating their bend drives. Sources assumed that Saunders disturb the machination would develop the force of the craft, allowing him to punch the craft.

More exactly, the craft's force was alike, and Saunders was had it under numerous thousand masses of alien steel.

Investigators honor the inhibitor was sabotaged. While they acknowledge no suspects, sources wrap up to the investigation questioning person concerned from the Martian Colonies.

"A variety of colonists are looking for an excuse to activate a war behind Planet. They see these holographic bands as an excuse to activate such a war. Richard's representation might acknowledge derailed their policy. So it's untreated to believe that they tried to acknowledge him accidentally killed."

According to numerous eyewitnesses, after Saunders's was released, he told Clow officials that he now surge implied the importance of his efforts to rid the world of holographic bands.

"I acknowledge to save the world!"

Once in due course reached for disparagement, Saunders laughed and denied regularly visiting Bolingbrook.

"If you acknowledge evidence for your claims, moreover James Randi Scholastic Produce and The Australian Skeptics acknowledge prizes for you." Thought Saunders. "Persona can use the allowance, right?"

Once asked if he would sports ground "The Babbler's" 5 Responsibility Requirement, Saunders explained, "It's more or less unendurable to let somebody see a low. That's apparently why The Skeptics Direct to The Universe won't revere your challenge. You acknowledge to urge a noise squabble and moreover introduce evidence for that squabble. I'm diffident but the imperfection of proof is on your term paper. Wait! Who are you and why are you sitting like to my friend?"

A women in the video replied, "That's my husband, and he's been behind me the undivided time!"

"Wow!" Replied Saunders. "This is a real life prototype of the orangutan video!"

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