Sunday, January 25, 2009

THANKS TO JEFF CLINTON...for the alien lore news tip.

HARTWIG HAUSDORF, AN AUTHOR OF SEVERAL BOOKS and German UFO expert recently said that a NASA spacecraft may have been hijacked by aliens, who are now attempting to contact Earth.

HAUSDORF CLAIMS THAT VOYAGER 2, an un-manned probe we fired into space 33 years ago, is transmitting unintelligible signals from aliens who are now attempting to contact Earth.

AFTER THE ERRATIC SIGNALS from the ship, the Voyager 2 went silent on April 22nd. NASA told reporters that engineers were working to solve a data transmission fault. NASA's only comment on the alien story are that the fault is a glitch in the probe's computer memory. You may remember that Steven Hawking recently warned us to quit trying to contact aliens (because they would likely not arrive here with the noblest of intentions).

VOYAGER 2 AND ITS TWIN, VOYAGER 1, launched in 1977 to explore Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus and Neptune. Thirty years later they are the most distant human-made objects in outer space. Scientists say that the Voyager 1 is more than 8.5 billion miles from Earth and will soon leave the heliosphere (the sun's bubble) for interstellar space. Each vessel contain a disk for whoever might find them with music, images, mathematical formulas, cultural artifacts, and greetings in 55 languages. Maybe the Greys didn't like what they saw and heard? Or it was a Valentine from a planet ripe for plunder.
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