You Might Be A Bigfoot Hunter If

(This is just a little fun, taking after Jeff Foxworthy's redneck routine)You might be a Bigfoot hunter if...Your wife's fragrance purchases are from the department store and yours are from "Ape Pheromone Labs, Ltd."You might be a Bigfoot hunter if...Your car's roadside emergency kit contains a map of the state park, a 10-pound bag of plaster of paris, and nightvision goggles.You might be a Bigfoot hunter if...Cryptomundo is your only news outlet. You might be a Bigfoot hunter if...Your iPod music collection was complete when you found a Torrent of the Samurai call. You might be a Bigfoot hunter if...You buy a perfectly good ax and then remove the hatchet to turn it into a wood knocker.You might be a Bigfoot hunter if...You invite your friends over to watch home movies and you begin it with the Patterson-Gimlin footage of "Patty."You might be a Bigfoot hunter if...You attend football games so you have a legitimate reason to practice Bigfoot calls.You might be a Bigfoot hunter if...Dr. Melba Ketchum is the only female you've actually been excited to hear speak. You might be a Bigfoot hunter if...The only thing you keep in your DVR is every episode of "Finding Bigfoot" season 1 and all the Jack Links commercials. and...You might be a Bigfoot hunter if...You have absolutely no trouble delineating a mid-tarsal break in a Bigfoot casting, but still have no clue where the G-spot is on your female. (**Do not miss tomorrow--2 posts showing how to get an entire custom gift for a man or woman for 30 and under including the "wrap" and quizzes to match the right item to your woman or man**)

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