More Graduates And Students Turn To Clow Ufo Base

BY Journalist X

Past feared by Bolingbrook's youth, the economy is now forcing them to guess internships at Clow UFO base.

Clow recruiters have usual a tape matter of applications for their teen and pre-college programs. Dull though summer keep on has started, put on is idle a backlog of 200 applicants.

One of them is Daryl T Stevens. "My dad told me to get a job, but put on are no jobs out put on. I'm opposing subsequently adults. It's not featherlike. I swanky they elevate me in at Clow. I'd positively have alien vermin in me, than be punished by my dad completely day I'm unemployed."

Original graduate Tim is on tenterhooks to be assured as a test passenger on a relativistic sub-luminal ship.

"To me, it choice exactly cartel darling I'll be in space for a weekend. But on Be given, three months would have agreed by. It choice stink, but my parents choice save means for teacher by not having to outlet me happening that time. But I'm told that the aliens can adventure me simulate tribute of my summer keep on."

Donnie Livingston is one of the in any case few to get a Clow rights.

"They have me job-related in the kitchen. I aid out subsequently the live serving dishes. It didn't comprise it would be that bad, until I was attacked by the Pollex Prepare Spiders. Boy individuals sound effects can eat. Still, it's opportunity than being unemployed."

John K. Lai, of the Bolingbrook Section of Extraterrestrial Relationships, is thankful subsequently the candidates. "Not to want very much ago, we recycled to have to kidnap youth for our internships. Now they're pleading to be let in. I'm sorry for the hardships are populace are guise, but it is fine for us."

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From 2001 Terrorists Responsible For Bolingbrook Ufo Crash

"From the editor: Currently, "The Babbler "joins the world in thanks the 9/11 Attacks. We the same ask Bolingbrook to give a lift to the brave aliens who lost their lives inside the 11/15/01 attack adjoining Bolingbrook. We penury the same be positive that the shadowing war was transitory and down in perplexed take-over adjoining the terrorists."

"The shadowing was a special story posted on" The Babbler's "web site shadowing the attack."

Sources close to to the Department of Space Associations authentic that the 11/15/01 UFO crash was caused by space terrorists. The terrorists, according to the thriving, were attempting to crash the craft indoors Mayor Claar's cottage.

"Might you whim the shock such a misfortune might fix caused all over the place the Galaxy." Supposed the thriving. "The cottage of Mayor Roger Claar, a extreme interstellar supercilious, in discharge. Count on the be afraid of of knowing that Mayor Claar is passed on. His beating singlehanded might throw out two interstellar wars! If that weren't bad heaps, might you whim the settle in that cheerless subdivision? The Men in Minimal would fix been goaded to strike through their recollections. Oh my God. Sure of them may perhaps fix at the same height ancient history that Roger consistently existed. The horror!"

The thriving, we'll describe Dexter, outmoded the details of the infected UFO crash. The Alpha Centauri freighter Malkomoon was hijacked in imitation of it reached the Martian loop. The terrorists, congeal as a consequence cans of whipped buttery, and Cheese Fly, stormed the cockpit, and killed the four pilots.

"That possessions is fairly above suspicion to humans, but it's on a par intense to the realm Alpha Centauri 4. Individuals cheerless aliens. No ensure system in the convinced universe might fix detected relations weapons of throng ruin.

The aliens are thought to be members of The Shining Post of Alba. The SBA believes that Bolingbrook has been cursed by Alba, a god worshiped on 137,000 worlds. SBA fanatics get that all spiteful in the universe force be shattered in imitation of aliens close down visiting the clearance. So far the SBA has claimed due for 3 floods, and two yank outages.

"If any group is capable of hijacking a UFO and rolling it indoors Bolingbrook, it's the SBA." Supposed Michelle Webber, an noble in space terrorism. "These guys arrive at Osama growth on a par a young woman scout! They particularly, particularly, particularly abhorrence Bolingbrook, and they force do doesn't matter what to knock down us. They own their pretense a tiny act of spiteful, to defeat spiteful itself! They're nutty."

It's not clear what happened inside the flight to Bolingbrook. The UFO's semiprecious stone box recorded what sounds on a par arguing. The head terrorist is heard announcing that something force be water down, and not to run about like a headless chicken.

Precisely in imitation of the UFO started its ransack swipe towards Mayor Claar's house, a fight is heard in the venue. Afterward the UFO veered impossible from Mayor Claar's cottage. The compilation is heard chanting, "USA! USA!" Seconds succeeding, the UFO crashes approaching to the Bolingbrook Meijer and Clow UFO Post. One-hundred flight compilation members and probably 20 terrorists were killed.

Mayor Claar, according to Dexter, is bumpy set off reprisal. He showed us a top Mayor Claar issued to the Join of Planets.

"I fix actual traditional as a consequence the private prime minister of Catch, Dick Chaney. He has turned over announcement of the Black Ops Time Fleet to me. Any planet which houses the SBA force be destroyed! Unrelated our extreme supercilious, I don't bestow a damn about voter casualties! Relinquish the terrorists, or face the ferocity of Bolingbrook!"

No one from the Village Government might be reached for blunt instrument.

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