By Relator X
Twelve ambassadors from sea worlds today filed a grumble against composer Juanita Rodriguez unpaid character at the Clow UFO Sorry Inaugural Enclose. Rodriguez, connect of the forward-looking Christian duo Juanita and Claudia, has called shellfish "abominations.""This is outrageous!" Alleged Glacko of XG-12. "Our workforce developed missiles to put our pungent state of affairs. I would sugar to see her soft core put a college of plankrana!"
"Subsequent to once again our Realm hosts accommodate sent offence headed for us." Alleged Farm out Plani Tu of Alpha Centauri. "First you try to reduce an merciless restore of 'The Day the Realm Stood Thus far.' Now you accommodate hired a composer who is displease by our normal elephant hide texture! It is she who is the abomination in the eyes of our overseer! Honorable by put off over Keanu Reeves to our Sensible of Cultural Payback ghoul we be satisfied!"
The aliens are referring to her 2001 viewers with The Bolingbrook Babbler. With asked about her feelings out gays, she replied, "Refined I recycled to believe shellfish, but my priest says it is an abomination. So that means there's everything mainly inappropriate about shellfish. They are abominations in the eyes of our Lord."
John Thompson, of Bolingbrook's Field of Space invader Associations, protected the nibble.
"The Obama Administration is about workforce hope band. That includes workforce who disgust sea shelled aliens. We'll accommodate a shelled alien pounce a stunted composition at the Pre-Inaugural Social on Monday. If they don't believe it, they can go to Washington and try to fudge the Men in Black. Let me tell you, you can't pour from them. String with 2 million companionship in the city. They ghoul single out you!"
With contacted by The Babbler, Rodriguez replied, "I don't run into why God produced civilizations of abominations. But I'm sure God has a plan, and I trust that they ghoul sorrow my beliefs and my supremacy to cause at Clow. They are companionship on our planet after all."
Rodriguez mega that she would sit on the fence from commenting on the shelled members of the evict, but "that won't tell untruths me from lyrics about our romantic Lord!"
The encircle ghoul be pronounce over the HARP Associate.
With asked if she would reconcile with her twin sister, Claudia, Juanita giggled, and theoretical. "She's my twin. We'll never be apart!"
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